Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Battin 500

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.

Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("

by LeDonde December 3, 2014

bhattacharya

A person who is friendly and would do anything for their friends and family

look at how they are taking care of their friend, they must be a bhattacharya

by builltdifferentt January 12, 2021

Battia

Even though this is a common russian term for a rather fatherly figure, the name is ambiguos. A Battia (known as Attia by Rosey students) is stump like homosapien who currently inhibits in switzerland, la combe . He usually takes pleasure in screaming at girls and punishing them by making them clean his shit. The extremely rigorous and challenging sport of volleyball is a battia's favorite activity. Especially when the athletes invovled wear uniforms that are too fitting for their vuluptuos bodies and accentuate humps and lumps for his personal enjoyment. Battia's do not hibernate yet they move to a different habitat in the winter time usually the mountanous areas of Gstaad in the Swiss Alps. Here they appreciate and practice the winter sport of skiing. The echoes of a battia's voice are magnified by the geography of this zone ( when bellowing at his victims which are usually girls of a tender age). Battias can be identified by their signature waddle in their walk. Battias usually mate with "mattias" which are their natural partners. A battia's mother tongue is the french language which he uses to communicate with everyone. A battia refuses to speak anything other than french even though he is perfectly capable of uttering a select amount of words in english with a heavy accent of a frog.

what is that waddling figure I see apprroaching me?

EXCUSEZ-MOI MADEMOISELLE DUARKANOVA , GO CLEAN MY GARDEN !!!!!!!!!!! But first you must bounce around in spandex while I stare at your lady humps and I order you to play better! Then i shall go skiing and mate with my mattia or recoing but refrain from reproducing.

Yes sir... (Oh.. how I hate battias)

by duarkanova January 6, 2008

batti rider

Caribbean (esp. Jamaican) term for very small and tight shorts worn by women, which show the woman's butt (the batti)

Wow you can see her ass in those batti riders.

by TheDiccionario October 25, 2008

batti boi

A Chavier way to spell or pronounce Batty Boy, or Gay.

Ahhhhhh maaaaaaate you is one batti boi.

by whitey047 November 1, 2008

beer bratting

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.

"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009