bonified

stuck up, nasty, full of yourself

"Did you hear what she did! Oh my god, what a bonified bitch!"

by underthesun03 April 29, 2006

beanified

Having recently stuffed a suppository into one's bunghole.

Yeah? Well I beanified your mom last night.

by Gayb Astard March 4, 2004

Bonified

Incurable, incorrigable, hardened

Formed as a contamination of 'bone' and the suffix '-ify', seemingly analogous to 'petrify' or 'ossify', but consisting of a Germanic stem and a suffix of Latin origin.

Dave is a bonified mouse virgin. I’m going to have to give him a sumptuous feast that’ll have him licking his lips.

by JanTH November 10, 2011

Blerrified

losing the authorization of 'wearing the pants'

Tom was blerrified when Tina made him make her a sammich.

by ImadeawordsoIamawesome August 8, 2011

Benified

same as smokified

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Bernied

Being made to do something or go somewhere you have no interest in or can afford.

I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.

by Skinnyy July 22, 2011

bernited

A girl who often uses shortcuts for her phrases. She is often short and fun size. Athletic yet somehow lazy enough to not want to walk home. avoids coconut trees.

Bernited: Have a sat
guy: a what?

Bernited: What doing?!
Guy: what doing? is that even right?

by Majolese36 May 26, 2016