Blitzkrieg

When other people get you so shitfaced you can't stand.
Opposite of scorched-earth.

Tomato Head: "Let's get blitzkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, GO AWAY"

by the pork shop December 12, 2009

blitzkrieg

When you're bumping uglies with a girl and you're about to climax, shout "BLITZKRIEG!!!" and have a group of friends run into the room and zap her with tazers.

That bitch is so stupid i blitzkriegged her for the eighth time and she still comes back for more.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 19, 2004

Blitzkrieg

When you're walking down the sidewalk, you find the ugliest girl and about two feet before you pass her you rip ass.

Dude 1 (walking): There she is...
Dude 2 : Not again...
(Two feet before ugly chick)
Dude 1: Blitzkrieg.
(Two feet after Dudes walk by)
Ugly Girl: OMG! WTF is that smell!

by BlitzkriegBop February 20, 2009

blitzkrieg

An underrated NWOBHM band, that is only known because of a dumb Metallica cover.

Blitzkrieg is awesome, better than that shitty Iron Maiden.

by Mephysto July 2, 2009

Blitzkreig

Taking your girl into a bedroom at a party to have sex and find there is a passed out girl on the bed. You and your girl fuck beside her and when you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it on the face of the unconscious girl then quickly leave.

Man, me and that girl we went into that bedroom for a quickie and there was a drunk girl passed out on the bed.

What did you do?

We fucked anyway then I gave the drunk girl a blitzkreig!

by Nitro in the 804 July 27, 2009

Blitzkrieg

To seemingly teleport within the confines of a professional wrestling show.

I’m watching Nitro from September 6th, 1999 and I was fascinated by what I witnessed. While his partners made their entrance, the wrestler known as Blitzkrieg appeared in the ring throwing spinning heel kicks by himself.

by Mike Tenay December 19, 2018

Blitzkrieging

Verb: when you fuck your partner for exactly 2 minutes and 12 seconds at 177 beats per minute, the only exclamations allowed other than hey oh let's go must be in German (polish for the receptive partner).

Chris was exhausted from blitzkrieging all night!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 15, 2020