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u ate all my beans

A phrase used when someone eats your beans
U ATE ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!
by Ur mum gei October 11, 2018
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beanski

1) A blowjob on the run. 2) A quick rushed blowjob devoid of romance.
When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.
by General Motors September 28, 2006
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candy beans

A favorite candy of the Bluth family in the show arrested development. It is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-shelled Boston Baked Beans.
Stan Sitwell's fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
STAN- "That's ok, I have a spare."
GOB- "I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!"
by abigator85 December 1, 2006
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Sweeney beans

Wow look at her, she's a Sweeney beans!
by Damongey April 15, 2022
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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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Beansexual

Person:What's your sexual orientation

Other person:Beansexual
by Lord beansworth April 27, 2019
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beans and burgers

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC
and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers
by legitbaldmartinonyt September 23, 2019
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