by Youre hardcore January 20, 2007
Get the Beefaroni mug.A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
by UrbanTony February 27, 2010
Get the Beefeater mug.The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.
Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
by dj crackpot October 26, 2017
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Get the Beheading mug.Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
by A Dub November 10, 2008
Get the behead the brown tortoise mug.When you've run out of vacation time at your job and you claim a death in the family to get time off.
I've been planning a vacation to Florida but I've used up all my vacation. I guess I'll claim that my husband's step mom died and make it a bereavacation!
by smellytongues June 6, 2015
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