Beefaroni

a delicious treat made by chef boyardee

I was hungry so I ate a bowl of Beefaroni for lunch

by Youre hardcore January 20, 2007

Beefeater

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

behead

The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.

Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"

by dj crackpot October 26, 2017

befafter

prep. adj.

the combination of before and after.

wanna go to the mall befafter i jerk off?

by mario0318 July 1, 2006

Beheading

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.

I heard Chris got a good beheading.

by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017

behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

Bereavacation

When you've run out of vacation time at your job and you claim a death in the family to get time off.

I've been planning a vacation to Florida but I've used up all my vacation. I guess I'll claim that my husband's step mom died and make it a bereavacation!

by smellytongues June 6, 2015