beelzebubba

A satanic hillbilly.

Run away from Beelzebubba, or your cornhole will smell like brimstone for days!

by Discord May 13, 2005

Steve Beeley

A person responsible for everything wrong in the world. A human joke.

"UGH, I spilled hot coffee all over myself. FUCK STEVE BEELEY!"

by grandfathersbugbites December 9, 2012

Beasley Clock

The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.

Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.

by Skraggles January 11, 2008

beerlogged

Completely drunk and full of beer, to the point where your belly is bursting through your jeans. Excessive belching is also accompanied.

Guy 1: "Dude, what's up with Vanessa? How come her jeans are unbuttoned?"

Guy 2: "Can't you tell? She's beerlogged."

by Scotty McGeester July 15, 2010

Beelieve

A word that means believe as considered relevant to Bee's.

I beelieve in Jesus.

Beelieve in yourself.

Beelieve in your dreams.

by Beelieve December 31, 2012

Beefless beef

A completely made up grudge with your homie, where you act like your about to scrap but at the last second you squash it and laught. Usual done for comical reasons or to distract a crowd.

My bro showed up the the party with Beefless Beef. He ran up on me talking mad shit, like he was about to throw hands. Everybody was ready to jump until til we bro hugged and laughed.

by Murdatrike October 19, 2017

Liam Beasley

A true animal, famous for being a machine, commonly know as TANK.

The women want him, the men want to be him

There goes Liam Beasley... i would even though i'm a man!

by JESUS_the son of god May 17, 2011