Bed

The place used for sleeping but it’s main purpose is for sex.

I want to make love with you on this bed Jennifer!

by Sad Piggie October 18, 2019

Bed

It is the thing your mom and dad fought in to make you fighting means shoving a cock up ya arse

Creepy man:oh hey sexy, wanna get in my bed to have sex?
Woman:you wanna fight?
Woman realises his cock's as small as yours:👁👄👁

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Bed

Where Austin fucks his cat

Austin fucked his cat in bed

by Pepper and Ham January 29, 2019

Bed

A place where your fantasies might come true, if your dick is big enough.

Damn imma go to bed with her.

by Oooooolalala March 25, 2019

Bed

Where kade fucks his cat

Kade... were you fucking your cat in your bed again? Get a girlfriend bitch!

by Funnygirlincanada January 29, 2019

Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019

Bed

Heaven

My bed is my heaven

by 1+1=3_nice January 9, 2020