Beanified

To turn something into a bean.

Human: I unbeanify this.
Bean Lord: You cannot unbeanify what the bean has already beanified.

by Pehnut March 14, 2020

Beansing

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.

"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"

by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020

beanie

a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.

Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death

by margaret June 6, 2004

Beaninated

Having lost one's testicles.

That dude totally got beaninated by his dog!

by Samwise March 4, 2004

beanify

A Mexican waiter spills a mixed bean salad on your lap.

To beanify - to be a Mexican waiter and spill a mixed bean salad on another's lap.

Beanified - When a Mexican waiter has spilled a mixed bean salad on your lap
"yo ass just got beanified dude!"

by aquaboy760 December 15, 2011

beanio

Beanio is a word shouted in Liverpool, mainly by children, when throwing an item into the air that the person no longer wants. The item would of normally be a chocolate bar or some other desirable snack. By shouting "Beanio!" you alert everyone close by to the impeding give away of goodies.

I don't this Walnut Whip, think I'll beanio it.

by Cogsbone June 30, 2017

Beanie Winker

some kid named Jacob who is short.

"You're such a beanie winker"

by Nintender June 8, 2019