Gay bean

Usually used by straight girls to describe a gay man, it screams fetishization of male homosexuals. Not necessarily inappropriate to use, but can be taken in a way that implies you are also the type of person that wants a gay best friend yet would never talk to a lesbian.

Alternatively used to describe a cute or pure individual that happens to be gay.

"UwU he's such a smol gay bean! A little sinnamon roll!"
"Please stay away from me."

by LiminalArcade October 13, 2020

Two bean chili

The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.

Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.

by Brochacho6 February 19, 2015

Acland's bean

a slang term used when one is feeling very excited. Is synonymous with arousal.

i'm as keen as Acland's bean, yeah yeah

by Scarfie C September 2, 2010

What does a bean mean?

What does a bean mean?

*silence*
WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN??

by BigMike69420 October 30, 2020

Buzzing the bean

Female masturbation by using a vibrator

I was buzzing the bean last night in the bathtub

by (*#*) May 9, 2022

smoll bean

fucking 9 year olds on roblox who think theyre so cute and loveable because their avatar is shorter. you'll often find them in games like royalr high,adopt me, or meep city who are ODing a slender and using punctuation for faces like : XD , xp , xb , xd , :> , :< , ;w; and qwq.

I crushed the smoll bean with my foot and smiled at the sound of its bones crunching at my feet.

by SoopMan September 21, 2020

Smol Bean

That someone is so cute they are a bean
Typically used in fandoms

Phil is such a Smol Bean
I agree! He is adorable

by Tomato_Cultivator April 21, 2016