by Postmortem K.I. September 8, 2021
Get the Bofl mug.*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski (surname also spelled Brofloski, Brosloski, Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Brovloski, Broflofski) is one of the 4 main characters on South Park. Kyle is best friends with Stan Marsh, and has a decent relationship with pretty much everyone else. His relationship with Eric Cartman can be pretty rough at times, though there have been positive moments between the two. Kyle is one of only 4 Jewish people in town, along with his younger brother, Ike, adopted from the amazing country of Canada, his father, Gerald, a lawyer, and his mother, Sheila, who’s mostly a stay-at-home wife. Kyle wears a lime green and dark green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that some Russians wore when the Soviet Union was around,) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and lime green mittens. Kyle is approximately 3 and a half feet tall, and weighs 83 pounds.
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by Yaoi-Chan June 14, 2004
Get the boflcopter mug.A man, usually one that is white and able-bodied that is very unaware of his privilege. He usually assumes that he deserves much more than what is handed to him in life - usually in terms of women.
When a girl is just a friend, his every conversation with her is sexual and/or romantic even when she notes that it makes her uncomfortable. When she tries to talk to him about said situation, he refuses to reply or resorts to “I am just giving back what I’m picking up” or “Oh I don’t like you I just want to be good friends and be there for you!”
When said female friend needs advice or a nice conversation, he is flaky and nowhere to be seen - only truly involving himself into speaking with her when he knows he can construe the conversation into something sexual.
When a girl is just a friend, his every conversation with her is sexual and/or romantic even when she notes that it makes her uncomfortable. When she tries to talk to him about said situation, he refuses to reply or resorts to “I am just giving back what I’m picking up” or “Oh I don’t like you I just want to be good friends and be there for you!”
When said female friend needs advice or a nice conversation, he is flaky and nowhere to be seen - only truly involving himself into speaking with her when he knows he can construe the conversation into something sexual.
Marcy: “Hey are you friends with Charlie again?”
Sammy: “Maybe? Idk he’s being such a broflake”
Sammy: “Ugh today sucked”
Charlie: “Heh I know what you can suck on”
Sammy: “seriously? I just wanted to vent about my day”
Charlie:.....
Charlie:......
Charlie:...
Sammy: “Soo no reply? Such a broflake”
Sammy: “Maybe? Idk he’s being such a broflake”
Sammy: “Ugh today sucked”
Charlie: “Heh I know what you can suck on”
Sammy: “seriously? I just wanted to vent about my day”
Charlie:.....
Charlie:......
Charlie:...
Sammy: “Soo no reply? Such a broflake”
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