Spazz in the batter

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.

Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011

Social battery

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.

I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.

by Llorona May 24, 2017

batterytard

somebody who leaves their phone to charge but doesnt check that its charging before walking awau

Lisa: Omg my phone didn’t charge last night!
Mike: Haha you’re such a batterytard

by appauls November 12, 2022

Banter Trucks

A heavy goods vehicle (HGV) seen on a motorway displaying bantorious text/imagery or any combination of the two

Caution, men working at rear, truck would be classified as banterful and therefore Banter Trucks

For a quality erection (Context: Fencing company truck but now a Banter Truck)

by Bant Bant Bant August 6, 2012

Banter-factor

When someone or a group says something funny or has good banter they have the BANTER-FACTOR.

Seamus is a real laugh he has the banter-factor.

by Mark Duggan October 24, 2008

banterful

to be full of banter, to have a good time

yeah he's a good mate, really banterful
that was banterous

by jinky_boclair August 15, 2007

banter club

AKA Tottenham Hotspur

Mate Spurs just got battered in the Conference Laague!
Who were they playing?
Some team of binmen from Romania!
LOL what a banter club!

by SpursRShit June 22, 2023