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bissera

The sexiest girl alive
She has the body sculpted
by the gods
her ass makes you cum in your
pants as soon as u see her
you fall in love with her
in seconds
she tells it how it is and
doesn't wanna deal with anybodies
shit SHE IS PERFECT
I LOVE HER
god dam Bee fucking marry me :D
Bee is also known as Bissera
by RyanLOVESBee October 18, 2008
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Bauserman

a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head
I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.
by Dcrisp21 October 12, 2011
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snatch basher

A cock, used in such a way as to bash a snatch
J gave nikky a good fucking with his snatch basher!!
by CrWambam August 4, 2007
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Poser-Basher

A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.
a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"
by Ryan Buckley December 14, 2008
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Baiser

Vulgar french word meaning to fuck (as in sexual intercourse).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).
Je vais baiser ta mère la pute! (I'm going to fuck your whore of a mother).

Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)

Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war
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The Dirty Baserva

The act of getting a stripper pregnant while wearing a sombrero and in another relationship at the sametime.Then refusing to step up to the plate and be a daddy.

defintion #2 Taking donations from a community with the promise of helping the handicap and never stepping up to the plate and honoring that promise.
EX:1" Your boyfriend got me pregnant and is giving me the dirty baserva"

EX:2 "Several people in the community donated money to help with the handicap only to receive a Dirty Baserva.
by The happy sombrero November 25, 2007
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bassirou

Girl 1: do you know Bassirou

Girl 2: of course every body knows Bassirou he has the biggest dick ever
by Mmmmmpussyboy2345 April 21, 2021
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