Bartholomew

My name is Barry Allen
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use

my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!

Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!

Ba na ninonino ba na ninonino bado bado ba na ninonino ba nInInonIno bado bado bwwaaaaa bwwaaaaa

by DOODOOOFARTnigga1942 August 29, 2023

Bartholomew

A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies

Guy 1: "Dude I think that nerd was gooning in the bathroom yesterday"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"

by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025

Bartholomew Simpson

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.

Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!

by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022

bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third

Timmy’s pet hampter who was sucked up by the vacuum

Bartholomew Chungus gingersnap the third Rest In Peace sweet prince

by Timilimlimlimlimlimlimlimlimli July 5, 2022

Bartholomew

a wicked cool guy with massive tiddies. he gets all the girls and goes out drinking at 8pm every thursday. he loves men. His balls are the size of watermelons. he loves bloons TD 6. redhead & crackhead and never turns down a good ol fashioned game of horseshoes. Big fan of rootbeer. Has a windows phones. Loves pirating. Cant lift even 2 pounds. Eats drywall & glass & rocks. Masochist. Has several mental disorders and is banned from every Wendys in the state of Florida. Is very rich poor dude. Jacked. Was born in 1875. Loves Garfield. Ate lasagna for dinner today. Loves to lick popsicles in a weird way.

"Holy crap is that Bartholomew?!"
"SOMETHING WICKED COMES THIS WAY!!"

by notbartholomew August 7, 2023

Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th

Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th is such a name. Anyone who’s named this must be such a wonder to the masses. People with this name are known to be awesome people no kizzy. People with this name suck at video games yet they are generally nice people.

Wow he’s so hot! His name must be Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th!

by Not Vonquavious Demarcus B. 15 December 4, 2021

Amelia Bartholomew

the type of girl that doesn’t need everything, but really just needs to know you care. she’s not into lovey dovey things but she is always fond of a gift. her eyes are big, brown, and beautiful. on top of that she has perfect dark brown hair that compliments her sunkissed skin.

i need a girl like amelia bartholomew.

by defnotginger May 8, 2023