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You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019
“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019
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weiner barns

Slang for a pair of women's breasts...
I can't wait to park my cock in between those weiner barns!
by D.E. Dobish April 11, 2008
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barnasor

When your fiance Scott shows up with a new car (for him) without telling you and it is Barney Purple. GAY ASS PURPLE....He must be gay driving that piece of shit. But he refers to himself as Mr.SS. Does that mean Mr. Stupid Shit? I guess that's why he is now an ex. Barnasor..Gay assed purple Monte Carlo.
by Holly Palmer January 17, 2008
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Ben Barnes

A charming British actor who had his breakout role in Prince Caspian. Born August 20, 1981, he was a part of the National Youth Music Theatre from 1997-2003. He briefly entertained a pop career with the boy band Hyrise in Eurovision, but it only lasted one performance. Along with singing and acting, Ben can play the drums and piano.

His other acting credits include Stardust, playing Young Dustan, Bigga Than Ben, playing Cobakka, Split decision, playing Chris Wilbur, and Doctors, guest starring as Craig Unwin.

His upcoming roles are in Easy Virtue, with Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Jessica Biel, and the title role in Dorian Gray.

He's also extremely gorgeous.
Ben Barnes said that he based his Prince Caspian accent on that of Inigo Montoya from 'The Princess Bride' because the night before auditions, he was sorting through his DVD collection trying to find something to help him.
by Krissy July 3, 2008
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Barnes & Nobles

Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."
by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009
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Bernus

A new drug compiled of Cocaine,Molly,Percocet and THC powder.

Also a Blackguy at work
You that new hotness its' got all the fire.. when we snort that rail its gonna "Bernus"
by ElChavo August 28, 2017
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barnstormed

Dropping an gastual ass bomb on someone in a closed space.

Similar to crop dusting... but taken place in a smaller closed area, like my office.
I was just barnstormed by that gas ass down the hall when he came in to borrow a pen. Someone open a window
by neilo510 November 1, 2011
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