When you have to take a big dump but cant because you are indisposed, and a slight tingly feeling can be felt on your butt hole that feel like vibrations that are produced when a banjo is played.
I have a huge turtlehead that is starting to banjo
my butt hole feels like it is playing a banjo
Im banjoing so bad right now I might squeal like a pig.
my butt hole feels like it is playing a banjo
Im banjoing so bad right now I might squeal like a pig.
by whoisblank1 April 13, 2010
Get the banjoingmug. 
Bust A Nut Jacking Off. A way to console yourself after a night of failing to get sex, or a good way to keep yourself out of trouble.
I struck out last night, looks like I'm going home to strum the ol' BANJO.
Why pay for sex when you could could solo BANJO?
Why pay for sex when you could could solo BANJO?
by AssGuzzler1985 May 28, 2016
Get the BANJOmug. A banjo takes place between a husband and wife only. It occurs when a wife refuses to sleep with her husband resulting in the only proper use of a banjo. While the wife is sleeping, the husband masturbates and just before orgasm wakes the wife up and proceeds to give her a facial.
Dude, she just wouldn't give it up so I gave her a banjo; Did John tell you about giving his wife a banjo?; If she won't give you any, buy her a banjo.
by SchoonerShark July 16, 2009
Get the Banjomug. The act of receiving or giving a blowjob while on a band trip. There may be other variations such as transtalanjo or bukkakejo(which deal with dead corpses and upside downess)
by mawky January 12, 2008
Get the Banjomug. Banjo is a complete prick and is a spoilt prick. He is an ass hole to everyone and has to be the center of attention.
by wasso July 31, 2016
Get the Banjomug. 