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grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it
Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.
by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023
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Bandaid water

Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.
by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025
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golden Bandaid

A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath
“ I love Justin Timberlake
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”
by Ched in bed 101 February 21, 2024
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blue bandaid

never being good enough and always doubting yourself no matter what you do
“i’m feeling like a blue bandaid today”
by pinterestprincess0 September 11, 2020
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Bandaid bitch

A female a man uses to fulfill his own needs but has no intentions of being in a magonomous relationship. A temporary feel better especially after a break up.
Man, this breakup is rough. Fuck that " LOVE" Shit I need to find me a "Bandaid Bitch"
by DirtyD530 June 17, 2022
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Bandaid

The things school nurses give you even when you break your back.
Me: nurse I broke my wrist playing basket ball
School Nurse: BANDAID
by Booty cheeks Magee October 5, 2018
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redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.
When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .
by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023
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