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Dirty Bandaid

1. When your partner uses a wet and dirty bandaid as a condom and it gets lost up in her junk.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.
1. Yo I just gave my girl a dirty bandaid in the shed when my parents weren't home.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.
by JT the sodomizer June 9, 2016
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nipple bandaids

Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.
“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”
by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020
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blue bandaid

never being good enough and always doubting yourself no matter what you do
“i’m feeling like a blue bandaid today”
by pinterestprincess0 September 11, 2020
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grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it
Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.
by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023
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Bandaid bitch

A female a man uses to fulfill his own needs but has no intentions of being in a magonomous relationship. A temporary feel better especially after a break up.
Man, this breakup is rough. Fuck that " LOVE" Shit I need to find me a "Bandaid Bitch"
by DirtyD530 June 17, 2022
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Bandaid Buggy

Call the bandaid buggy, Joe just broke his ankle.
by Sugarkryptonite December 14, 2024
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Bandaid water

Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.
by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025
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