Bailing

An Asian man with a shrivled left nut. He dreams to be a teacher but instead works as a male escort and nightclubber. He likes playing tennis and ping pong. His favrite website is fortniteburger.net.

Bailing walked into a bar.

by Bumpadump3 October 22, 2019

bail

To mess up or fail

Steve: Sorry mate, I just knocked your pint over.
George: You bailed.

Boss: You didn't get those facts and figures to me when I needed them.
George: Yeah, I know, I bailed.

by Alice Furse July 3, 2007

inhale and bail

It's when you smoke out your homies and the moment the weed is gone, they leave.

KG and BTA came over to my pad the other day. They straight up bounced after smoking my shit. I hate people who inhale and bail.

by krsm April 10, 2010

seeds of bail

Thoughts that creep into your head expressing a desire to not attend an event that you previously agreed to attend.

John: I'm thinking maybe I'd rather just stay home than go to the party tonight.
Jane: The seeds of bail have been planted!

by Gardener of Bail July 31, 2011

Date Bail

Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.

I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail

by Quilly The Porcupine May 27, 2009

bail up

To corner somebody physically, to cut off their retreat. Australian slang.

"If you bail up flatulence, it will retaliate violently.

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

monk and bail

the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...

Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"

by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011