Baggage Allowance

The minimum allowable room for male genitalia inside a pair of trousers/pants.

"What's the baggage allowance like in those?"

"Zero baggage allowance in these bad boys"

"Hello, I'd like to buy a pair of jeans with extra baggage allowance, what do you have?"

"My cock is so big I've exceeded the baggage allowance."

by BigBallsMcGraw August 7, 2014

cyber-baggage

The problems people carry on one website bought from another website for everyone else to deal with.

Person A: Arghhh, I hate the facebook crowd, that website annoys me, now show me your profile photo if I'll talk bad about you too.

Person B: Damn, you came from facebook to tell me to show me your picture, after not getting your way on facebook? You clearly got cyber-baggage from that website on you for us to deal with.

by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015

Baggage Handler

Someone who loves to be Tea Bagged.

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

by Doyle March 7, 2004

drop baggage

A funny phrase someone named Chad (I think), on Family Feud responded to the question "A phrase that begins with 'drop'".

1: (someone says something stupid)
2: Oh, man! You just drop baggage!

by Drew June 11, 2006

Man Baggage

The bunching of material around the genital area, (in men OR women) usually when wearing especially tight trousers or a safety harness. Could be described as the male version of a camel toe in men that happen to be favourably equipped.

Rob: "Dude! That harness is giving you MAJOR man baggage!"
Matt: "Yeah, (he begins to abseil) well they don't call me 'Nessie' for nothing!"

by Lanky-jack July 26, 2009

tea baggage

Carrying around the burden of being white, privileged, and wealthy while assuming that somehow means your oppressed.

Glen Beck has more tea baggage than Louis Vuitton.

by freerangegeek September 15, 2010

Baggage handler

Someone who plays with there testicles all day, like a baggage handler would handle bags all day.

A:fuk look at that bloke hes bin playin with his nuts all day
B: Yeh hes a fukin baggage handler

by raymond alborado September 19, 2006