Joey Bagadonuts

Used in place of "John Doe" or in reference to no-one in particular.

"Hey, you can go ask any Joey Bagadonuts on the street and they'll tell you the same thing!"

by JerseyKate March 29, 2005

bagamashings

See Bag Of Mashings
A mish mash, a sampling of all things in a given group. From the Deedeeish tongue prevalent in Barnsley, Yorks.

"I am gong to play queen, monkey bump and the whole bagamashings"

by Chimp August 30, 2006

Baghdad

When you promise to pull out and don't.

She ended up pregnant because he pulled a Baghdad.

by bigj513 November 30, 2009

bagadoosh

n. bag of douche, i.e. douche bag; most likely of Italian-American origin. Can be used as an insult but is usually a term of familiarity and endearment.

Vito: Hey you old bagadoosh! How the hell are you?
Vinnie: Yo, who you calling old, you fargin' bagadoosh ya?
Baby Guido: gurgle...bagadoosh...sppfft..
Vito: Hey, that little bagadoosh Guido said his first word!!
Vinnie: He's a little bagadoosh off the old block.
Vito: That makes no sense, you dumb bagadoosh.

by Timmy The Geek January 28, 2009

Baghdad Bobbed

When war propaganda becomes so out of touch with reality it turns comedic and achieves the opposite of the desired effect. It is said such propaganda is "Baghdad Bobbed" exactly at the moment when this threshold is crossed. As a side effect such propaganda is short-lived. The original reference of Baghdad Bob was the Iraqi information minister who insisted the US army would be defeated in Baghdad, shortly after which they overran it.

"These arrested Azov militants are not nazis, the Hitler tattoo on their back is merely there to scare the Russians."
"But the russians only discovered it after capturing them, do they fight bare-chested?"
"..."
"Sorry mate, it looks like your propaganda was Baghdad Bobbed."

by ThePocketeer May 21, 2022

Baghdad by the Bay

San Francisco, California according to Herb Caen.

Don't call it Frisco, its Baghdad by the Bay.

by CP Stamford November 17, 2006

Baghdad Blanket

-noun
1. a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue affixed to a victim's bare back.

-verb (used with object)
1. to forcefully affix a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue to (someone or something)

The baghdad blanket was a nice touch, it really rounded out the drunken shaming of the passed-out douche.

"Dude, back the fuck off before i baghdad blanket your punk-ass"

"I'll never forget when HMA told me about the baghdad blanket..."

by noxx001 April 13, 2010