Facts about Bacon:
1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover
NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that.
2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome.
3. 50% trans
fat, 107% awesome.
4. Supposed to be eaten at
breakfast, but works everywhere in between.
5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.
1. Smells like bacon, rookie.
2. I want bacon. Get the axe.
3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus.
4.
BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon
car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon
Soup by Campbell's.
5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the Ferrari