The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.
by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."
Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom
by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.
by Dependsformen June 26, 2025

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
by HAFSNT July 22, 2023
