A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.
"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
by swollen_member September 28, 2022
Get the Rectangled Babysittermug. by fruitylittleonecutie September 13, 2025
Get the babysittermug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the July 30, 1968`~`Babysitter`~`talUita`~`babysitteR`~`July 30, 1968mug. Person 1: Hey, I heard ya got into a new fandom! How was it?
Person 2: Oh god, it was horrible, it was like a daycare with no babysitter in there. I'm only in it for the characters by this point.
Person 2: Oh god, it was horrible, it was like a daycare with no babysitter in there. I'm only in it for the characters by this point.
by -msaw- February 15, 2022
Get the Daycare With no Babysittermug. by oh boi:p June 6, 2019
Get the Babysittermug. When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward
Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019
Get the backseat babysittermug. An American who stands in line at an amusement park and has their personal space invaded by foreign children that are standing behind them. The children usually do not speak English and are unable to keep their hands to themselves.
Guy: "Dude, why is that kid's face all up in your ass?"
Other guy: "I have no idea. I feel like an unintentional babysitter."
Other guy: "I have no idea. I feel like an unintentional babysitter."
by puffswithlosh August 9, 2010
Get the Unintentional Babysittermug.