Absent Babysitter

The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.

I always thought Louise was great with kids, but it turns out she's just another absent babysitter.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be

Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!

by ILikeMushroomz September 25, 2010

Unintentional Babysitter

An American who stands in line at an amusement park and has their personal space invaded by foreign children that are standing behind them. The children usually do not speak English and are unable to keep their hands to themselves.

Guy: "Dude, why is that kid's face all up in your ass?"
Other guy: "I have no idea. I feel like an unintentional babysitter."

by puffswithlosh August 9, 2010

RESTAURANT BABYSITTER

Any electronic device that keeps the kids at bay, quiet and basically INVISIBLE!!!

PSP, DSiXL, DS, DSi, GAME GEAR, GAMEBOY..etc

Hey, the waitress needs your order...his heads stuck in that damn restaurant babysitter!!

by RobertoB April 10, 2011

backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward

Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!

by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019

mexican babysitter

A metal screen door that is attached to your front door.

Make sure you lock the Mexican babysitter. We don't want the kids to escape while we are out.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 27, 2022

Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.

As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"

by NackSeabird April 22, 2022