Bruno

That little voice inside your head that says you can't do or achieve anything and tells you to give up.

Luca: I can't do it!
Alberto: Hey- I know your problem! You've got a Bruno™ in your head. You gotta shut him up: say, Silenzio, Bruno!
Luca: ...Silenzio, Bruno.
Alberto: Louder! Silenzio Bruno!
Luca: SILENZIO BRUNO!

Bruno by Manaddict bandersnatch July 13, 2021

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In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the 2-card hand of 8-2, not suited.

Almost as bad as the worst hand in THE, 7-2 offsuit, you have to be a Bruno to play this hand.

If suited, it's called the Ultra Bruno.

He was chipdrunk so i went runner-runner all-in with The Bruno to make 8's full of deuces, rivering his pocket aces.

bruno by Hughe Jass January 1, 2009

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Bruno

(v) - To vomit, upchuck, ralph, hurl, throw up, or otherwise orally eject the contents of one's stomach, especially in the context of a beer pong tournament where one has too much angry orchid.

Oh man, he just bruno'd all over the place.

Did you see him bruno back into that cup. I should win by DQ on this one.

Bruno by mattcosta7 January 24, 2013

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Bruno

An older man that preys on younger women. Often Lies about having had a vasectomy and about his age... say a particular Bruno is 42, he would tell his prospective younger females he is 38. Brunos are typically scumbags. They typically work low-paying managerial jobs and hit on minimum-wage employees.

That damn Bruno got me drunk and knocked me up! He said he'd had a vasectomy!

Bruno by loveGAgirl January 4, 2010