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almond mom

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem
“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”
by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022
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Among Us

"No it's red he killed cyan in front of me"
Black was not the Imposter
Among Us in a nutshell
by [Insert Cool Username] September 19, 2020
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Amon Amarth

They are a melodic death metal band from Sweden. Whoever the hell hinks they are black metal is a complete and total fucktard.

The band is know for their synchronised headbanging and viking themed lyrics. They took their band name from J.R.R. Tolkiens "The Lord of the Rings". It means "Mount Doom" in Sindarin, an elvish language invented by Tolkien.
Man, Amon Amarth kick so much ass, they are my favorite band.
by Ginga-Freaking-Ninja4272 November 4, 2008
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Amongus Pareidolia

A type of pareidolia that happens when someone sees an object that vaguely resembles the characters of the gameamong us
Look at this egg shape, kind of sus! I think amongus pareidolia destroyed my brain.
by Make it stop February 23, 2021
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among 250 pound

The great philosopher, Joe Namath noted "when you make your living among 250 pound weightlifters who aren't playing with a full deck, you WILL learn to get along with others!
At linebacker you are among 250 pound weightlifters!
by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021
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Almond Joy

A black guy who acts white.
You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.
by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022
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