auto cunnillingus

when a women performs head on herself

Jackie performed auto cunnillingus on herself

by anonymous May 23, 2006

Auto Vampire

Someone who enjoys drinking his or her own blood, often by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood. This practice is known as "auto vampirism". See Auto Vampirism.

He's been diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome and is an auto vampire.

by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009

Auto-Shit

Word used when auto-correct fucks up multiple times in a row.

Gf:Hru??
ME:I'm doing food
ME:I meant god
ME:Fuck I meant hood
ME:Godamn auto-shit

by ElectricBoogalo February 16, 2017

Auto fill

To Fill Automatically

Adrian typed the word bussy but instead it Auto Filled to Busy.

by bussylicker647 May 7, 2021

Auto-LOL

An Auto-LOL is when someone on IM will respond instantly with "LOL" even with what your saying isn't funny at all. Just to continue on the conversation.

Zarbula: So, I ate tacos for dinner tonight

Melissa: LOL

Zarbula: What..? Wasn't trying to be funny.. Don't auto-LOL me!

by Zarbula January 11, 2009

auto correct

one of the most annoying things EVER

dam^ Auto correct!!

by THE PERSON WHO SAVED YOU February 23, 2011

Auto-correct

At fault for word(s):

It’s an assist to the scapegoat when officially yet unofficially calling a spade a spade. It’s kind of like saying “mybad” but this is a definite upgrade and carries a very official sounding apology. This single multi-excusable word can be used in any fashion so utilize in your arsenal of doubt or direct conversation.

situation:
Texter 1:yo you bringin the whore over.

Texter 2: WTF?

Texter 1: Damn you AUTO-CORRECT, I meant to say "it would honor us if you bring your lady over to enjoy or join in on our festivities."

by StyleDogg October 28, 2011