Austrian Sack Race

The object of grabbing two or more persons' scrotum aggressively while a third party member masturbates to said event.

Oh dude, I had the best Austrian Sack Race the other day, it hurt so good.

by Whateverthefucker December 29, 2010

Austrian toaster

verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick

John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.

by bippy III September 2, 2013

Austrian Slider

The act of doing an extreme workout and masturbating using the sweat produced by said workout.

I heard that body builder over there uses his sweat to do the Austrian slider!

by Tigerct July 26, 2016

Austrian Pacocku

A exotic bird in Austria that is super cool and has a big cock.

John: Look at that bird it has a big cock! Timmy: Oh thats just a Austrian Pacocku

by AnusLicker888 April 16, 2019

Austrian Carousel

On an elevated platform, get your buddy naked and in a kowtow position.

Next, you make sure his asshole's nice and lubricated before you open up a beer (preferably chilled) and pour it into his/her ass.

Lastly, you tell him/her to spin around, spraying that anal-beer across the room like a damn fine Austrian Carousel.

Hey Bob, wanna do an Austrian Carousel on that table over there?

Hell yeah, pass me a cold one!

I hope your ass is ready.

by Donald Dickwad December 25, 2022

Austrian Death Machine

To Austrian Death Machine something is to base something completely off of quotes made by or involving Arnold Schwarzenegger much like the songs by the metal band Austrian Death Machine.

Kid#1: Let's Austrian Death Machine this. The next line in our German project should be wer ist dein Vatty und was er gemacht? (who is your daddy and what does he do?)

Kid#2: The next one can be "I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal exoskeleton"

by Helios3 May 26, 2009

Austrian People

People from Austria. Austrians speak German as their main language. Don't ask me if they're condisered Southern European or not because I don't know.

Austrian People...

My father is from Austria

by Maxim. October 25, 2007