I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015
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Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet October 28, 2008
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Dude you just got owned like Aunt Jemima and the Freedom Trail dont take that, stand up for youself bro!
by Dom Coviello June 4, 2007
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Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails
by Papa Grizzly March 23, 2010
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