August 8 National Mary’s bestie day

Aug 8The day in which you celebrate your rat of a bestie that you have on this day in 2020 will have known her for 1095 days (add 365 each year) this day marks the day the past bratty children that hated eachother without ever talking started their friend ship on this day the tradition is to annoy friend and give her a special surprise this day was made in celebration of kyndall because her one and only butt hurt all the time bestie was bored in quarantine in 2020 is a meer child better than friend in every way and so she must be celebrated

It is time to celebrate Mary’s bestie as it is August 8 National Mary’s Bestie Day

by Marty frank frankfurter May 14, 2020

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

August 8 1999

08/08/99- thats my birthday. the most satisfying date to look at hehe

when's your birthday?
mine? oh its August 8 1999, i.e, 8-8-99

by hopotaeto September 22, 2023

August 8, 1986

The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!

Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

8 August

8/8, means balance, infinity, perfection, well being

Your compulsive friend : And your birthday is on?
Me: 8 August
Your compulsive friend : Pure perfection! I'm happy now bruh

by Weirdo af October 23, 2019

8 august

national day of relationshio stuff

“oh its 8 august, lets do some relationship stuff”

by okyna August 8, 2022

8 august

8 august it's the international day of send a titty pic;*

me: today is 8 august
you: "sends me a titty pic*

by gsuaba August 8, 2022