A mental disorder, common in children, that only affects 10% of kids who claim to have it. It causes hyperactivity and a low attemtion span. I hate ADHD. Im socially awkward because of it and have almost no friends. Im ridiculed in school, and labeled as a "retard" and "idiot" even though i have a genius level IQ. No, i dont take ritalin, im not a stoner, and i have feelings. ADHD is also referred to as "ADD". It is the basis of many stereotypes.
1. Hey, he has ADHD, he must be an idiot!
2. Its not my fault that i have ADHD.
3. "cool kid": hey guys, i have ADHD! He (guy who actually has ADHD) is a RETARD!
2. Its not my fault that i have ADHD.
3. "cool kid": hey guys, i have ADHD! He (guy who actually has ADHD) is a RETARD!
by Kyle. My name is Kyle. May 15, 2012
Get the ADHD mug.I real mental disorder that is NOT just an excuse to bring fidget spinners to school. If you want to know more, Google is your friend.
by Being. Human, Being September 28, 2017
Get the ADHD mug.A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020
Get the Self Diagnosed ADHD mug.To have a High Definition form of Attention Deficit Disorder, enabling an uncanny ability to put all of the often fragmented, confusing thoughts associated with ADD together synergistically into a cohesive, actionable idea.
The psychologists originally diagnosed the boy with ADD. However he so impressed the panel with his ability to put his thoughts together into amazing ideas, the doctors coined a new diagnosis. Attention deficit disorder High Definition or ADDHD.
by Ktulu82 May 15, 2019
Get the ADDHD mug.When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven
Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them
Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up
Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up
by nextdoor_simpleton February 3, 2023
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On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.
“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”
by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022
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