Attempt #1

Attempt #1 of getting my submission accepted by Urban Dictionary

Staff: Dude, no
Me: DUDE YES
Attempt #1

by Imagine_Wagons September 1, 2018

poor attempt

Kind of self explanatory. This term is used when someone has not tried too hard at something and put in little effort. Mainly used by Brits

Lad 1: look at this cig I rolled
Lad 2: Ahaha mate poor attempt

by 15ejcauchi April 5, 2017

suicide attempt drop

To perform a Suicide Attempt Drop, you must be playing Flappy Bird. You fall down as close to the bottom of the screen, and then recover. Then you must brag to your friends, even though they probably wouldn't believe you.

"Hey guys! I just did a Suicide Attempt Drop in Flappy Bird and survived for another 20 pipes!"
"The Suicide Attempt Drop is only a myth, Freddy."

by WalterGirlPaige February 10, 2014

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.

You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.

by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011

attempted cornbread

when a Brandon anderson Gets Jetted up and pretends not to know something its called attempted cornbread.

What is attempted cornbread brandon? wobble wobble i dont know!

by TwistedMugzru September 9, 2010

Attempt

Effort: A determined attempt that is either physical and mental, which is done to achieve the purpose of something, someone, or yourself. Something that is uncertain to work; succeed; when something serves its desired purpose.

I attempt to achieve many purposes with paid attempt, but I don't succeed until I have achieved my own purpose.

by Mindsick December 27, 2020

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022