Hades Johnson

A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed

Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!

by Buffsky March 18, 2021

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nate haded

nate haded, a menace to society all he does spread his gay germs around to innocent children. his queer appearance scares the denizens of people he marches his way through on his daily gay parade. fueled by cum from other gay boys nate uses his spare time to wave his gay flag high and wild. beware of this gay boy he will clutter your day with gay.

Hey guys look its the nate haded run!

Nate haded participated in an orgy with 9 differnt gay guys.

by dan4234342343432 September 10, 2009

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Hades Handshake

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)

Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.

by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012

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What in the Hades

A fancy way to say what the hell, etc. May be considered an euphemism under certain circumstances. Better used for formal discussions about a subject, whether specific or not.

Me, about atheism: As for Hunnic atheism... well, it was more of a "focus" on the here and now rather than a belief. They never thought on tomorrow, or what in the Hades could be behind those mountains. There was no "beyond" for them.

by OtmShankIiI September 26, 2009

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