Astronomical Rap Facts

The GOD of twitter.

"Did you see the new Astronomical Rap Facts tweet?"
"Yeah it was an absolute banger!"

by Astronomical Rap Facts May 29, 2021

astronomize

a great mutual

omg ur mutuals with astronomize? your so fucking cool marry me

by lmanburgboom July 20, 2021

astronomical value

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.

Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022

Asstronomy

Tronomy means 'the branch of science which deals with celestial objects, space, and the physical universe as a whole'

Therefore, Asstronomy means branch of science that mainly consist of the planet Uranus.

The study of asstronomy is basically about Uranus

by user0690 November 5, 2022

astronomiaexpansotrilophobia

The fear of the vast expanse of the universe

*girl*: what is your fear?
*Man*: astronomiaexpansotrilophobia
*Girl*: what....

I have astronomiaexpansotrilophobia, which implies that i am afraid of the vast expanse of the unviverse

by Arafary April 15, 2023

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

astronomical odds

Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.

The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.

by Kurapika June 12, 2014