assininess

the state of being such a jerk in every possable way to one or more people. going so far as to ruin part of your life so that others around you suffer losses in their own lives. someone who isnt afraid to leave a family and ruin his ex-wives life because of the mistakes he has done. usually an older man in his early 30's who doesnt yet kno how to act his age.

the way he is acting toward his ex and his children is complete and utter assininess!!!

i totally understand that, what a child!

by jbwjbwjbwjbw September 23, 2009

Assinine

When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.

My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.

by Mardonia April 8, 2009

asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Gor - you're such an asstonite.

by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

asstunner

One who tunes the anus with his cock or other thing toy, fist etc

My anus felt all out of wack, So my buddy ted asstunnered me.

by J.DIZZLE'Z January 9, 2008

Asstinence

Abstinence you feel when you can't touch the booty

My girl is on vacay and I got real Asstinence going on

by Swedish leprechaun May 18, 2018

Ashtynne

Ashtynne is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. She always has your back no matter what. I can always rely on her to sit and talk or have her just listen. If you ever have someone in your life named Ashtynne don't let them go. They are the most real people possible

Ashtynne is such a good listener, I wish I was like her

by Randompersonn789 March 16, 2020

Asstrainer

Described as someone who would destroy someone's ass just to make them happy.

(The subject who eat ass does not care about sex or genre bullshitings, he simply eats like a herotype would do, that ass it's made for this.)

Person 1: "You want me to break your ass, I suppose you want be me your Asstrainer?"

Person 2: "Yes, it's necessary."

Person 3: "Well, I'm not doing it for me, but for you."

by Adrian Dip January 22, 2026