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assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting
Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!
by A-BJ May 19, 2006
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Asset

Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.

After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.
The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.
by IsThisNameBeingUsed August 27, 2010
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Bored assless

When one is too bored to just sit around.
"how're you?"
"bored assless, you?"
"lol assless? yikes.. sounds pretty bad."
by sarah awesome June 2, 2008
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assless

a noun (usually a human) without an ass
that girl is assless
by Cybelle November 28, 2006
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Assetto Corsa

A respectable racing simulation game created by the company Kunos Simulazioni, released on December 19th of the year 2014. The game has 178 different vehicles to choose from (a good chunk of them are paid DLC) and it is possible to mod the game to add more, though a lot of mods are of poor quality from personal experience. The game has 19 reasonably detailed tracks with no default rainy or snowy weather conditions or day/night cycle, so one may prefer another simulation for this reason. Again, it is possible to mod the game to add more tracks.

As for realism, Assetto Corsa is reasonably accurate; most of the people that pick on it for ridiculous understeer have no idea what they're doing and can't enter a corner to save their god damn life (or don't know how to set up their car correctly. Like, seriously guys; default setups in any game usually favor understeer. This is common knowledge. Change your setup if you want more oversteer, damnit!). The game also has quite good graphics for its time, and you should be fine running it on medium to high settings with an RX 560 or better. The sound design is tolerable, perhaps a little mediocre.
Me, to a friend: Hey, have you heard of this game called Assetto Corsa? You might like it, I know you're into sim-racing.
Friend: Oh, thanks! I've heard of it but never tried it. I think I'll install it today.
by Abyss the Hybrid January 13, 2021
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assle

v. To transmogrify into an asshole or to imbue with assholish tendencies through repeated contact.
BigDic91 used to be a nice guy, but #Domsandeasywenches assled him.
by stolensnark February 12, 2007
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Asslete

describing someone keen on their sport to the point of being an asshole.
Jeff won’t stop going on about his fucking triathlon and how he only eats pasta and can’t drink, what an asslete.
by Matterbox September 21, 2019
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