AssRammingHamsterFuck

1.To Give A Hamster Anal Sex

2.A Curse Word Made By Me

You AssramingHamsterFuck

Guy1:Youre A DickWeed

Guy2:well Your A AssRammingHamsterFuck

Guy1:What?

by Mac TheSac November 28, 2009

Assrammer

That son of a bitch fucker who tryna nae nae you into oblivion and fuck your ass.

That fucking cow of an assrammer gave me a report due tomorrow. 700 words?! Really? That son of a bitch...

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019

assammiches

Prounounced (ah-sam-itches)

n. Sandwiches you eat at a venue where viewing and appreciating members of the opposite sex is included.

Guy A: Want to get lunch?
Guy B: It's nice out, lets get assammiches.
Guy A: The Sammich Shop is outdoors and is near the entrance to Victoria's Secret.
Guy B: We will get assammiches at The Sammich Shop then.

by jookyone & tricky June 19, 2008

ass jam

When you press your bare ass against glass and it spreads, revealing the browneye. Spreading ass like you spread jam.

I bent over in the shower and ass jammed the glass. My girlfriend saw it and freaked out.

by Rambonanza February 19, 2009

assjacket

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

by bgock August 1, 2008

ass jam

The spunk left clinginging to a gay mans sphincter after a heavy bum fun session, typically coloured by blood and poo

eoo ure drippin ass jam cecil?

by Mike Tidy April 17, 2004

asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004