Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.

So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.

by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011

Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

by Lipanda March 17, 2018

Assinahole

When a chick's vagina stretches all the way to her asshole, making it one hole.

That bitch's assinahole killed my boner.

by Bitch Crystal February 19, 2011

Assiatu

Eine verrückte Dame mit einem grossen fantasy vermögen. Liebt es zu tanzen, recht zu haben und möchte respektiert werden. Hat immer krative ideen die sie gut umsetzen kann. Sie vertraut Anderen schnell und möchte das man ihr das auch kann. Sie bleibt immer stark auch wenn sie innerlich am zerrbrechen ist. Sie ist sehr hübsch so das alle schauen (augen machen) Nett lustig aber auch nervig kann sie sein.

Heey „Assiatu“ kommst du heute Raus?

by A.jq‘12 July 20, 2018

assina

When a woman has her ass and vagina penetrated so much and so hard that it tears and becomes one large hole

Miles, i was fucking your mom, mary, so hard last night in both holes. Now she has an assina.

by andrew hale June 20, 2006

assignate

(variations: assignating, assignated, assignator, assignatee)

To take off someone's $3000 designer glasses, wipe your butt with them, and put them back on their face.

"Will someone please assignate this jackass..."

by Josh Bgosh September 12, 2005

assonate

The term that suggests that an assassination was completed in a sexy manner.

Hey, did you hear about the president, the sun of a bitch did not even have to courtesy to assonate him he just shot him.

by 46cjb November 29, 2010