Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"
"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"
"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
by TokJK September 8, 2006
Get the you will be assimilated mug.The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.
Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)
by eeeeeee July 13, 2006
Get the assimilation by the Borg mug.The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."
by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008
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Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
by juliuserving July 7, 2011
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