Assjob

To give someone sexual pleasure by fingering them up the ass.

Girl 1: Before I gave my BF anal I made sure to show him what it feels like.

Girl 2: You gave him an assjob?

Girl 1: Yeah.

by Marine2012 December 16, 2008

Assgoth

an "assgoth" is a hardcore gaymetal person with no balls, and they're usually just pozers or penis-suckers. they seem to think they're hardcore, but in reality they suck complete ass and they all need to die. Examples of assgoths: anyone on uranium of fuse, and...Rob Zombie, and, half the bitchiz in hihg school like "base chick" or something, long story.

"Dude, those guys are such assgoths."
"My balonie has a first name, its A-S-S-G-O-T-H....."

by SkitzoFERRNia November 14, 2003

assgoblin

a little goblin of the ass

shut the fuck up, ASSGOBLIN!

by Matt-a-tat November 19, 2002

assgoblin

insult

associated with cockmongrel and tittygargoyle

That assgoblin, he stole my pen!!

by alidaughter April 12, 2004

assgoblin

Sam Chazen. Someone who does cross country and has curly blond hair. Enjoys frolicing in peoples assholes, especially large mexican guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, Sam is such an assgoblin
Guy #2 : I know, what an assgoblin.

by Alex November 10, 2003

Assoob

The Combination of A ass and a noob

Dude That kid is suck a assoob omg

by this girl on tonya 98 March 6, 2010

assgoblin

normally a guy who is ugly like a ass and looks like a Goblin. They are very stupid and normally gay. Smells like shit all the time. Ugly face and messed up hair. He is basically a shit looking monkey thing that crawls around and lerks around in shit. And everyone wants it to die but Arrington just keeps feeding it. Also an ass goblin can be anything ugly or retard or disturbing shit looking piece of shit from your ass. Also assgoblins have no penises just manginas.

That Guy looks like an assgoblin
That piece of shit is very assgoblin looking
Assgoblin is gay
That person is lerking around like an assgoblin

by assgoblinrobert January 7, 2012