asswipee

asswipee is an annoying jerk who’s name is mahamed or musab, he’s the most asswipee of the aswipees

katie: he’s such an… Derek: asswipee?

Katie: yess exactly!

ex 2:

riley: wait is his name mahamed or musab? avery: yes, why?
riley: ohh that explains why he’s such an asswipee.

by ilovehotbebra May 15, 2023

Assdick

the act of a female when spooning with a male, the female then positions her ass directly in alignment with the male's dick. this is usually practiced as a full proof technique to initiate sex, especially when the male is oblivious to her previous advances.

"After suffering through 3 hours of tivo'd Entourage I slipped him the assdick and we were sexin it in no time."

by MelissaVanessa October 4, 2009

Assnipple

A fairly simple matter of a nipple on someone's asscheek.

Look at those assnipples!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

asswipe

an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...

hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....

by king a December 6, 2006

assripping

when your sitting on the toilet and your not sure what hole its going to come out of.

Once upon a time I discovered assripping. I ate some mexican food, it came out of my butt then i didnt have enough time to wipe and i turned around and threw up and got poop all over the cabinets.

by Gregory Korman April 16, 2008

assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

asswipe

A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.

A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!

by blahhhtastic October 16, 2008