Assclown

Heres the REAL definition of assclown...
Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.

Neutron: How much for a beer?
Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN

by nirvvboner October 30, 2010

Assclown

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two.

In a "no surprise" decision, Assclown President Trump was bitch slapped by the 9th District Court of Appeals and schooled in basic 5th grade civics over his Executive Order banning travel from 7 mostly Muslim countries.

by BugEyeVan February 10, 2017

Assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually

pretends to be a know-it-all,often

enhancing their stories,knowledge,

experience,and every thing in between

with pure bullshit.

E.g Jimmy Kimmel.

Sean Hannity called Jimmy Kimmel an Assclown.

by Dunkaroo2 May 23, 2018

Assclown

One that is a complete mistake to existence, and absolutely terrible at everything they do.

For those who play Call of Duty/other related video games:

"That guy I just knifed is an assclown."
"Get knifed, assclown."

For regular use:
"Wow, look at that guy. What an assclown."

by Kain91 April 26, 2010

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

No Talent Assclown

J-Lo

God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Assclown

A mear generic insult, the true meaning of this word is one that insults the person's purpose in society.

I suggest you get moving, Assclown!

by silenceisgoldie October 17, 2008