assbitch

The being of an ass and a bitch at the same time.

Stop being an assbitch!

by amandamanderz August 19, 2009

Assrotting

deflecting from an argument you cant win to one no one is disputing.

When he can't blame Bush/Cheney for something, he just uses assrotting in his replies.

by espiofborsboards August 5, 2010

assmotorboating

When an individual places their face between the buttcheeks of another individual. The penetrator then proceeds to stick out their tongue and violently shake their head back and forth. During this exertion the penetratee clenches their buttcheeks and presses the second person's face in between them.

Marc used his giant buttcheeks to engulf Michael's face for an unforgetable assmotorboating.

by gaysasquatch December 3, 2010

Assboating

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.

Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!

by hardymetal August 4, 2010

asshot

adjective; a hot chick having a spankable butt

who wudnt like to run their hands all over some asshot chick

by bond-svnit August 8, 2011

AssBook

The opposite of Facebook. When you want to remove someone as a friend.

F-U Bob you are now in my AssBook!

by RN001 November 1, 2008

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014