AssMaster

A Tactical Ops GOD! His skills are unparalleled in all of the gamning realm. AssMaster can frag opponents just by entering a room without even firing his MP5.

FATE-Assmaster Killed FATETreyBomb
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATETaipan
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATEOxygen
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Fucking_Hostile
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Rhino
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-SemiPro
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Doc}{oliday
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-LordXap
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-W0ady
FATE-Assmaster Killed FATE-Frominator

Best Fragger was FATE-AssMaster 1047 Damage

by Assmasta February 24, 2004

assdaster

A disaster of the ass

Me and my girlfriend wanted to try anal but my dick was too big, it turned into a complete assdaster!

by Cypresskillem April 9, 2015

asstastrophe

The joyful bliss of one-night stand with one whom you thought was gorgeous, only to later find out to your demise that the one you actually slept with was the beautiful girl's lonely and utterly repulsive Quasimotoesque best friend, clearly a well thought out and deceitful plan masterminded by the beauty in question and her valiant steed and faithful sidekick, the culpret.

I musta been wasted last night. I thought I hooked up with this fine ass chick, but when I woke up this morning and saw her I realized that she might quite literally be one of the ugliest girls that I have ever seen. Her back was full of backne and her head looked like a watermelon. I can't believe I hit that, boy what an asstastrophe.

by Josh Hyder October 8, 2007

asstaste

when your mouth taste like a butthole

i have an asstaste today

by j-p December 25, 2004

Assmaster

A contemptible person, as in asshole or douchebag .

Now listen here, assmaster...

by fhb3 September 27, 2018

Assmaster

when someone is beautiful and they role play ratatouille with you, they are also a master at ass and will destroy you if you try to defeat them

Hey ur beautiful, wanna role play ratatouille? i’m the assmaster

by Uwugamer898 February 21, 2022