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assoplasty

assoplasty; surgically repair damage or injury to one's arse. Also performed to improve the appearance of one's ass with the use of implants (such as those used to bring the visual effects of a "ghetto booty" to someone with a small ass or no ass at all).
She fell and tore her ass on a nail sticking out of the floor. The surgeon had to perform an assoplasty to sew it back together.

The small white girl had no ass at all. She had to have the surgeon perform an assoplasty and have implants placed in her cheecks to give her a lucious ghetto booty like J-Lo has.
by Der Kommisar October 19, 2010
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Aeropostales

Noun.

1. a group or "flock" of preps who share similar values and over pay for brightly coloured clothing bearing the "aeropostale" logo. they are occasionally seen wearing other brand names such as holister or abercrombie. aeropostales can usually be found around the volleyball court, flirting with teachers, listening to radio music or flinching at dirty jokes
"Look, there go the aeropostales!"

"Woah, they exist outside the mall?!"

"I guess daddy's credit card got cancelled"
by David Berkowitz :) May 25, 2009
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asromatic

The act of creating new vocabulary in order to appear more intelligent and knowledgable.
Scrumtralescent is an asromatic word.
by Assiralc August 28, 2006
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apropos

adj. in timely or appropriate manner/context; this can also mean in addition
He was apropos when he brought up the topic of cleaning when they discussed everyone's household responsibilities in the apartment.

The way she interjected her criticisms about his brother was not considerate nor apropos, due to the fact that they were talking about his health issues.
by Mette October 7, 2004
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acrophilia

Being aroused or excited by heights, or by performing activities, perhaps of a sexual nature, at great heights.
Mark has a strong case of acrophilia, he wants to have sex at the top of the Empire State Building.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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aeroplane food

1. Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.

2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.

3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.
Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!"
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."

BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'.
by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006
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Aéropostale

"I Love My Daddy"
My daughters wear these shirts and when I asked them what it means they have no idea. As their father I thought it important that I should understand what it means since they wear so many of these shirts so I looked it up online and found no meaningful definition. Since so many people wear these clothes and they look nice the word should have a meaningful definition so I've created one. From now on, Aéropostale now means "I Love My Daddy".
I know my daughters love me because they are always wearing their Aéropostale shirts.
by oibeachnc October 22, 2008
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