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Ashonding

I've been ashonding all night at the kitchen table. The puzzle is very difficult.
by CivilEng101 October 27, 2022
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IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.
"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"
by salfishers#1autisticfan July 24, 2023
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Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying
"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"
by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020
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according to

According to me, this is what you say when you don't want anyone to hate you
Dream: According to YouTube statistics, only a small percentage of my viewers are ACTUALLY subscribed.
Fanbase: blah blah blah
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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According to WHO

1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb
According to WHO, 1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb
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According to all laws of aviation

this sentence is used at the start of bee movie
TV - "According to all laws of aviation..."
by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022
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Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik
Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓
by Rokosik November 3, 2022
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