Ashonding

The act of putting together a jigsaw puzzle

I've been ashonding all night at the kitchen table. The puzzle is very difficult.

by CivilEng101 October 27, 2022

IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.

"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"

by salfishers#1autisticfan July 24, 2023

Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying

"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"

by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020

according to

According to me, this is what you say when you don't want anyone to hate you

Dream: According to YouTube statistics, only a small percentage of my viewers are ACTUALLY subscribed.
Fanbase: blah blah blah

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

According to WHO

1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb

According to WHO, 1 out of 1 person who has an Iphone 12 promax 256 gb upgrades to iphone 13 promax 512 gb

by Omsimbarabida June 20, 2022

According to all laws of aviation

this sentence is used at the start of bee movie

TV - "According to all laws of aviation..."

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022