artificial urticaria

A skin condition in which a person's skin rises, after a given time, where it is scratched. It generally does not hurt and the mark can last for hours. Very few people have it.

It is not contagious or life-threatening, though it is kind of weird/cool.

It is called "artificial" because it resembles to an extent the symptoms of urticaria.
Because of my artificial urticaria, I can write my grocery list on my arm!
by saaarrj April 09, 2009
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artificial pussy

male sex toy often has vibrators inside to give pleasure that a normal pussy just cant do. also see fleshlight - its another male sex toy
i broke up with jen cause i got an artificial pussy.
by WTFFF October 13, 2007
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artificial handling

When an employee pretends to work an assignment or file by putting some bullshit notes in the file, but never really works on it. This gives the appearance that the assignment, case or project is moving forward. Ultimately the case is not resolved.
This file looks like artificial handling. Nobody was ever contacted but the notes show their were multiple attempts to contact.

Notes: Called Party A, no answer, left message. Called Party B, too busy to talk. Waiting for additional information from the parties.
by cjgarcia20 March 24, 2011
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artificial selection

The breeding of plants and animals to produce desirable traits. Organisms with the desired traits, such as size or taste, are artificially mated or cross-pollinated with organisms with similar desired traits.
"If art by artificial selection, why not Nature by natural selection?"

Evolution

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by zenda gothic April 29, 2016
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Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.
The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.
by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 13, 2021
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artificial vacation

When you work a shitty minimal wage job and want a week off, but cant request a week off legitimately, so you string together a series of days off by combining all of the favors people owe you to cover your shift multiple days in a row whilst also using as many "sick" days are allowed without getting fired in order to create yourself an artificial vacation.
Work has me hella stressed so i need the week off, so i made myself an artificial vacation by asking all of my co-workers who owe me favors to cover my shifts for me the next few days.
by Don't work at starbucks October 02, 2018
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artificial superintelligence

Artificial superintelligence, or ASI for short, is a theoretical model of artificial intelligence that succeeds the intelligence of humanity's greatest minds.
Cody: "Don't you think artificial superintelligence would be cool?

Rob: "But like, what if it takes over the world?"
by THEREALHYPEBOSS August 05, 2021
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