Sad Arden Hours

When Arden experiences sadness, Sad Arden Hours are happening.
#Why U playing Mad World bro? "
"Oh it's just sad arden hours."
by Not Arden November 01, 2020
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Arden army

Car club based in the south west of England but have some members left from around the UK.
Have some decent looking Vauxhall's in there group attend the odd show meet around the UK.
Can normally be found at a meet wearing blue jumpers with a gigantic gas mask and sporting some form of ballistic brand clothing.
Person 1 hey nice car do you belong to a car club
Person 2 hey thanks man yeah I'm part of the Arden army
Person 1 oh so you like to be under the thumb told what to do and treated like a bitch then
by Major p taker November 01, 2019
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Arden Alarm Clock

The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
by RubyTuesday March 12, 2006
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Enoch Arden Laws

A law that provides presumption of death and permission for a spouse's remarriage after one has been inexplicably absent for a set period of years, usually seven.
Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.
by Ludd July 04, 2015
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arden theory

The Arden Theory is that no one named Arden actually looks like they’d be an Arden
Person 1: “oh look at this girl, Arden
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”
by Shrek5ever April 08, 2024
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Arden Knee

Someone who is sexually attracted to women named Natsuki and hates people named johnny Arden also likes to look at natsuki picturees
Omg this dude is such Arden Knee such a jerk why does he have to do that status
by jdal;kflksdf;lkajsdfl;kajsdsjf November 02, 2020
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Ardene

She is like an angel and ardene
by urstrolly HAHAHAH June 09, 2021
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