Artemis Fowl

THE BEST BOOKS EVA!

Books:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Artic Incedent
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception
Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

Main Characters:
Artemis Fowl II, 12 yr old Supergenius(Rich)
Captain Holly Short, 1st LEPRecon female officer
Commander Julius Root, AKA, Beetroot
Domovoi Butler, Artemis's bodyguard
Briar Cudgeon, Prick
Foaly, LEP techy... AKA, AWESOME!
Minerva Paradizo, a dudet as smart as Artemis Fowl himself
Jon Spiro, a man who stole the C-Cube(Read Eternity Code)
Opal Koboi, Genius(not as smart as either Artemis nor Foaly) who tries to take over the world... And LOVEs Truffles

Other Characters:
Juliet Butler, Domovoi's younger sis
Captian Trouble(legelly changed) Kelp
Corporal Grub Kelp, Trouble's annoying little bro
Doctor Jerbal Argon, Docter who "made" the first book(read prolog(sp?))
Chix Verbil, Self-loving Sprite, who thinks he's "God's green gift to females"
Arno Blunt, the guy who actually SHOT Butler
Mulch Diggums, Dwarf theif
Artemis Fowl I, Artemis the Second's father
Angeline Fowl, Artemis's ma
And more I can't think of at the top of my head

Other:
Fishion Chips
Phonetix
Koboi Labs
LEP
LEPRecon
Section 8
Fairies
Sprites
Dwarves
Humans
Human-gaint(Butler)
Uh... And I'm getting bored :/

Artemis Fowl is the BEST!

by Think I'm gunna tell the likes of YOU? October 2, 2006

Artemis

Greek goddess of the hunt. She was protector of all wild things, all creature young(including humans), and has some part in childbirth(she helped her mother, Leto, deliver her twin brother Apollo). She was a virgin goddess, and required all her female followers to be the same. She WAS NOT the goddess of the moon. This mistaken idea is caused by her identification with the Roman goddess Diana. The Greek goddess of the moon was Selene.

Artemis cared not for love or romance, but only the chase.

by geinman June 14, 2013

APTTMH

“All Praises To The Most High” . Praising The Most High Elohim(god in Hebrew). His Name is YAHUAH(YHWH). He wants his name to be known. Judaism,Catholicism,Christianity removed his name because there is great power in it.

I just found $20 on the ground APTTMH!!

by YAHUAH’s CHOSEN December 19, 2022

A beaver attempt

a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

OR

a failed attempt at getting some.

Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.

by DEVILRAYY December 23, 2005

Attemptress

Noun. A female who is adept at attempting something without ever really succeeding.

Despite all of her efforts at healthcare reform, the Speaker, at the end of the day, cannot get anything moving forward and is, ultimately, just a master attemptress.

She kept trying and trying and trying to garner favor at work, but the attemptress never quite made any headway.

by Prolixity January 21, 2010

attempty

A failed attempt.

Charlie made an attempty to utilize the verb attempty.

by Mrs. Paul Wesley ;) July 7, 2011

apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.

"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."

by Justine Jackson December 13, 2005