aksually

an egg.

more specifically a bald man that doesn’t know the abc’s he has 14 toes and can’t swim. If you ever sneeze around an aksually he will tell you to die! be beware, be, safe, live, love, and finally laugh...

person 1: yk aksually?
person 2: wait... it has a name? i thought they were just those things you can make scrambled eggs out of...
person 1: bro! i didn’t know you liked scrambled eggs too?!

person 2: yeah bro!
both in unison: brooo! *high fives*

by krapfrarty June 6, 2021

assuation

when you find yourself staring at three or more beautiful young female asses all wearing yoga pants you are in an assuation.

I found myself in an assuation while stopped at a traffic signal viewing four perfect college female asses.

by bigrollo October 12, 2013

Apslap

To get slapped by an Algerian Penis.

Dude, somebody apslapped my car!

by Byron Kozmjcski May 14, 2004

asuantie

An Asuantie is always a great guy. Sometimes loves too strong and too quick but is definitely a hard shell. A soul of wisdom and pure humor.

If Asuantie coming its finna be turnt!!!

by Asuantie April 22, 2017

APSA

AP Sexual Assault, best for mentioning to your unsuspecting classmate but changing the subject when they try to find out what it stands for.

"What AP classes are you in?"

"Oh just APSA, what are you taking?"

"Wait a minute, what does APSA stand for?"

"Lovely weather we've been having lately."

by anonymous fish March 18, 2017

Apsaline

An Apsaline is one of the cutest, sweetest and most beautiful girls that you'll ever meet in your life. She is precious, don't let her go; she is so kind and she has a big heart, and so much joy and love to give to people with her radiant smile.
Love her, and she will give you everything; you will be the happiest guy alive with an Apsaline close to you

I love Apsaline , she is my baby

by Simo_99 June 28, 2017

asuana

the horror of death and destruction

the asuana of afsana.

by jmoneybrodudebro December 13, 2017