applemuck

A very bad or lousy kisser.
One with little technique or too much slobber while kissing.

Mary: Did you kiss John on your first date?
Susan: Yes, yuk!
Mary: What? You didn't like the way he kissed?
Susan: NO WAY! He was a real APPLEMUCK!

by Mrs. N May 16, 2008

applesauce

a 1920's slang word meaning nonsense

Stop talking that applesauce!

by Ellie December 6, 2004

applejacks

Applejacks. When somebody is doing something stupid and or crazy.

"Hey, this isn't applejacks!"

or

If something is crazy you say,"Thats applejacks!"

by T-Dubs November 23, 2006

sour green applesauce

When you are fucking a girl with syphillis and she cums green stuff and you cum in it. You try to eat it and then when you throw up, that is sour green applesauce.

I know you have syphilis , so let's make sour green applesauce.

by MasterK2388 December 30, 2016

Applesauce man

applesauce man is a russian speaking superhero that way better than bat-man like what kind of name is that its just a rip off of batman

applesauce man swooped down and beat the robber with applesauce

by cheesemgee February 5, 2019

appletuck

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007

applesauced

The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.

My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.

by Bosox099 September 29, 2009