ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)
Variation of "applause".
The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.
This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:
1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
Variation of "applause".
The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.
This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:
1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.
Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011
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i. A can full of dead human's sound: applauding/cheering/whooping. Featured on the tracks of numerous sitcoms and series, to this very day.
ii. The place where this sound originates.
iii. The cause of much arritation; arritate.
ii. The place where this sound originates.
iii. The cause of much arritation; arritate.
by Tyrian Dee October 24, 2006
Get the applausoleum mug.the art of always applauding at the wrong time during a concert or live event, the equivalent of premature ejaculation for music lovers
Hey did you see bobby have a premature applausulation at the jazz concert? He complete went off 2 mins before the number was over!
by Malc_o_scribe January 4, 2010
Get the premature applausulation mug.1.The clapping of the hands after a sensational performance.
2.A way of showing thanks for a job well done by cheering or clapping.
2.A way of showing thanks for a job well done by cheering or clapping.
At the end of the performance, there was a well deserved applausal from the audience.
A baseball player hit a home run and the fans gave a loud applausal.
A baseball player hit a home run and the fans gave a loud applausal.
by Robert T. Westbrook September 9, 2006
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by 85cyclone April 17, 2016
Get the appause mug.An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.
Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.
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